Anderson and Bryan welcome back Mike Carano to pick up where they left off with Part II of the TOP 5 MOVIE PET PEEVES. The three of them discuss 15 things in film that take them out of their movie-watching experience.
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The Film Vault 
Movie Pet Peeve:
In bed, after sex, the woman or man getting up and using a sheet to cover themselves. Come on! You just F**CKED and you’re covering your chest when you sit up? Or they pull the sheet off the bed and take it with them – WTF, who does that??
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Posted by Jayson James | July 10, 2013, 10:15 AMMike Carano’s list (especially his #1) was spot. on. I despise CGI and was so glad somebody else said that. Good Job, Guys!
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Posted by Sawshemee | July 6, 2013, 2:36 PMMy peeve with CGI is more specific. I hate when CGI is used to move the “camera” in impossible ways. For example, in Avatar CGI is used to show the alien world with its alien inhabitants and creatures. So far, no problem. However, when the camera’s point of view starts swooping down between and around the flying creatures, that’s when the CGI becomes too much. It’s too obvious that we’re not watching what a camera recorded.
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Posted by Dwayne | July 8, 2013, 7:32 AMMy Pet Peeve: Inconsistent film podcast hosts. Bryan: “I hate subtitled films. You have to read and you can’t keep your eyes on the actors.” Bryan: “Subtitles in loud club situations is such a great idea!”
How far is your tongue up Carano’s butt?
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Posted by Dwayne | July 5, 2013, 7:49 AMHoly balls I’m about to drop a bomb on you guys. We all know that Bryan has an 8″ rager for Michael Biehn and Anderson hates anything related to Nebraska.
Guess where Biehn grew up? Lincoln fucking Nebraska. Lincoln’s a bacon wrapped shrimp of Nebraska except the bacon is Nebraska and the god damn shrimp is Nebraska too.
Answer for your sins, Anderson.
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Posted by Colin in Austin | July 4, 2013, 8:58 PMBryan might just quit and refuse to ever speak to or ackowledge Andersons exsistence again. 😉
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Posted by Michael McParland | July 4, 2013, 9:02 PMWed., 3-July: Added two more episodes to the IMDb playlist for titles streaming on Netflix Instant based on Anderson’s Top 5s and their guests:
http://www.imdb.com/list/xuupjtme31U/
Recent additions:
— on 3-Jul: Rollerball (2002) from ‘Worst Remakes (Guest: Paul Scheer)’
— on 3-Jul: Antichrist (2009) from ‘Most Disturbing Films’
Episodes recently added:
— +1 added 3-Jul: Top 5 Worst Remakes (Guest: Paul Scheer) (14-Jan-2011)
— +1 added 3-Jul: Top 5 Most Disturbing Films (7-Jan-2011)
Currently 365 films cataloged based on 68 episodes. 61 (17%) of the titles are streaming on Netflix.
Last check of 299 films on Wed., 3-Jul-2013.
Updates to streaming films are checked often. Latest update — Wed., 3-Jul 8pm EDT.
Ben
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | July 3, 2013, 5:38 PMAdded a few more episodes to the IMDb playlist showing titles streaming on Netflix Instant for Anderson and guests Top 5s:
http://www.imdb.com/list/xuupjtme31U/
Recent additions:
— on 2-Jul: The Thing (1982) from ‘Family Friendly Films’
— on 2-Jul: White Christmas (1954) from ‘Family Friendly Films’
— on 2-Jul: Children of Heaven (1997) from ‘Family Friendly Films’
— on 2-Jul: Barton Fink (1991) from ‘Nerds’
— on 2-Jul: Flirting with Disaster (1996) from ‘Road Trip Movies’
— on 2-Jul: True Grit (1969) from ‘Movies You’re Ashamed to Admit You Haven’t Seen’
Episodes recently added:
— +3 added 2-Jul: Top 5 Family Friendly Films (Guest: Miss Movies) (25-Nov-2010)
— +1 added 2-Jul: Top 5 Nerds (Guest: Comedy Film Nerds) (19-Nov-2010)
— +1 added 2-Jul: Top 5 Road Trip Movies (11-Nov-2010)
— +1 added 2-Jul: Top 5 Movies You’re Ashamed to Admit You Haven’t Seen (28-Oct-2010)
Currently 351 films cataloged based on 66 episodes. 59 (17%) of the titles are streaming on Netflix.
Last check of 299 films on Tue., 2-Jul-2013.
Updates to streaming films are checked often. Latest update — Tue., 2-Jul 11pm EDT.
Ben
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | July 2, 2013, 8:38 PMLove the show guys! It’s holding up well to repeated listenings as I catalog the Netflix Instant Top 5s from Anderson and selected guests. Sorry Bryan! It’s already up to 350+ titles that need to be tracked.
I must say, it took a good set of balls on both to broadcast the ‘Reel Beat: Part One’ episode from 31-Dec-2010. This being the very first incarnation to The Film Vault as we know it. Anderson gives full credit to Bryan for starting up and keeping with the format to create what we have today.
Anderson and Bryan both sound so different. Especially Bryan.
That a show was created from these inauspicious beginnings says a lot. Thanks for sticking it out and producing such an entertaining podcast. Apparently ‘Reel Beat’ was created before the word podcast was coined. This episode has audio annotations from both AC and BB. Very entertaining!
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | July 2, 2013, 7:06 PMWell. With so much negativity abound. I liked the show and was very entertained by it. Great job. Anderson, Bryan, Mike, and Logan. Keep up the great work. My pet peeves in movies. Children actors. 99% of them are awful.
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Posted by Michael McParland | July 2, 2013, 5:19 PMBrian is hard to understand sometimes, does he have a brain tumor or something?
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Posted by Ian Wood | July 2, 2013, 12:32 PMSPOILER ALERT: (or a word to the wise) chewing pills helps the medicine, or whatever your poison is;-), dissolve faster and acts more quickly in affecting the body. And Corano is always a great guest, KEEP THIS SHIT GOING!!! 2+ hours of The Film Vault!!
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Posted by Josh Yoder | June 30, 2013, 9:19 PM#1 pet peeve is when they have a character make a racial slur, then immediately kill the character off (e.g. Falling Down, Super, many others). It’s such a transparent manipulation of the audience. *Racial slur*, BOOOO!, *character dies*, YAAAAY! The movie is too afraid to kill anyone off without saying “see, he’s a bad guy.”
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Posted by ian | June 29, 2013, 10:29 PMRE: Bryan’s #3 @ 1h 22min: “We don’t need no stinking badges” is an ACCURATE quote of Blazing Saddles inaccurately quoting Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
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Posted by ghm3 | June 29, 2013, 9:52 PMTop 5 worst list concepts:
— 2010-07-22 – Most Overrated Films (Guest: Mike Catherwood)
— 2010-09-03 – Most Disappointing Films
— 2012-01-13 – Good Movies You Never Want To See Again
— 2013-01-04 – Monologues
— 2013-01-25 – Movies With One-Word Titles
The 1st three are no brainers. Why have a podcast that recommends what not to watch? 95% plus of what’s out there is not worth watching.
Monologues brings out the worst in Bryan … this was the shortest episode for me to listen to since I fast forwarded through all of his recordings, which felt like they were 5-10 minutes long and his discussions. Monologues include spoilers. I believe it’s possible to have a movie review show without any spoilers.
The last was so open ended that the person that came up with this one was not thinking at all.
Otherwise I look forward to each week’s show and listen to it Friday morning at the office.
Ben
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 29, 2013, 3:47 PMCome on, these guys give you hundreds of hours of COMPLETELY FREE entertainment and put out a show EVERY SINGLE WEEK. If they don’t have the best topics all the time I think they can be forgiven and you ranking their worst previous shows is not beneficial for anyone seeing as how they already happened. I don’t think any of us are in any position to harshly criticize them considering how we don’t pay a dime for this show.
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Posted by Sam | June 30, 2013, 5:10 PMJust to clarify. I love the show even when it’s a poorly chosen topic like the one I’m relistening to now ‘2010-10-28: Movies You’re Ashamed to Admit You Haven’t Seen’ but I like lists of movies and I like lists of good movies. I think some would agree with me on this.
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | July 1, 2013, 7:34 AMu forgot top 5 not to watch while high
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Posted by Ian WOod | July 2, 2013, 12:31 PMThis is the Empire Strikes Back of podcast trilogies. You must complete it. It is your destiny.
I’ve been to where the Godzilla footprint is in Hawaii (a ranch which has been used for many film including Jurrassic Park and some pile of shit the Rock was in) and i was wondering the same thing as Bryan.
Ohh, and the fan art made me LITERALLY laugh out loud out loud.
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Posted by Hashmeer | June 29, 2013, 2:08 PMSo I love the whole pill pet peeve, but I have an amendment to that. I feel like we don’t see the chewing of the pills as often as we see characters just swallow a bunch of pills with absolutely no water. I feel like 9 out of 10 times in a movie people straight up swallow pills, and that is such bullshit. So unrealistic. Everyone has to look so damn dramatic when they do it too. And it is always the same move…take the pill and then jerk your head back as hard as humanly possible when you swallow! I think most people need a glass of water or the pills get stuck in their throat. Embarrassing, but I actually get really excited when someone uses water to swallow pills in a movie,cuz it is so rare to see.
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Posted by Kid D-Brock | June 29, 2013, 12:02 PMI thought of that immediatley too. It’s impossible.
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Posted by Michael McParland | July 2, 2013, 5:13 PMAre you guys a couple of wussies? It’s a tiny pill. I take them without water all the time.
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Posted by Dwayne | July 5, 2013, 7:46 AMFucking Bryan.
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Posted by Greg | June 29, 2013, 10:33 AMBryan-You’re so butthurt that people don’t like frats! That was hilarious.
Not sure that there needed to be a second part for this topic. Especially for Carano. I’m sure he would rather talk about movies he likes, not annoying people.
I listen to the FV to get movie recommendations, so episodes like this aren’t particularly helpful.
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Posted by That Man | June 29, 2013, 12:58 AMGood point about not having specific films in the Top 5 hence my #5 Pet Peeve From The Film Vault below.
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 29, 2013, 7:26 AMAnderson, that was almost a glowing endorsement of Man of Steel, you found positive things to say about it, despite openly saying you wanted to hate it.
However, please tell me you went to see it somewhere other than your rear view mirror.
And for the love of god, if you’re gonna complain about the effects of a movie that you’re only half watching, being disturbed by people during, and the picture is messed up by headlights… perhaps hold your tongue.
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Posted by Pat Lane (@Planeis) | June 29, 2013, 12:24 AMB,L &A- THANK YOU for doing a long episode. An hour and a half of this show goes by too quickly! 2+ hours of TFV is bad ass! Keep on Keepin on!
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Posted by Joekette | June 28, 2013, 3:46 PMI agree! I was very happy when I saw the 2 hr length while downloading.
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Posted by Sam | June 28, 2013, 10:38 PMHells to the YES!!! 2+ hours of TFV would be amazing!!!
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Posted by Josh Yoder | June 30, 2013, 9:06 PMI’d vote for Bryan’s movie reviews… sniff..
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Posted by shamal8000 | June 28, 2013, 3:41 PMBiggest movie pet peeve, when people say they are going to a theater to WATCH a movie. You go to a theater to SEE a movie and you WATCH movies at home. If you say you watched a movie in a theater you sound dumb and are incorrect.
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Posted by Aaron | June 28, 2013, 1:30 PMWhat the fuck are you talking about
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Posted by Pat Lane (@Planeis) | June 29, 2013, 12:20 AMFor real. This guy is trippin’
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Posted by That Man | June 29, 2013, 12:51 AMHaha, that bugs me too. You SEE a movie for the first time. After that you WATCH the movie. I have no idea why it bugs me so much when people don’t say it like that.
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Posted by Sam | June 30, 2013, 5:19 PMBryan: Number 4 for me….
Carano: blahblahblahblahblah
Anderson: BLAH! Blahblahblahblah
Bryan: Number 4 for me….
Carano: BlahBLAHBLAHblahblahblahblah
Anderson: BLAHBLAH! Blahblahblah!
Bryan: Number 4 for me….
Good times. Great listening experience.
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Posted by Michael P. Gowdy | June 28, 2013, 1:05 PMGod dammit I’m not opening up a video store.
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Posted by Colin in Austin | June 28, 2013, 12:03 PMAre you swapping them out or is your place that huge to display them all?
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 29, 2013, 7:24 AMMy roommates and I are using them to wallpaper our basement/rec room.
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Posted by Colin in Austin | June 30, 2013, 10:59 AM[Expiring on Netflix Instant] The following are Anderson Top 5s that are available until July 1st:
— Raising Arizona (1987) from ‘Kidnapping Films’ and ‘Fight Scenes’ episodes
— Bad Lieutenant (1992) from ‘Dirty Cops’ episode
— Blue Collar (1978) from ‘Comedic Actors in Dramatic Roles’ episode
— The Game (1997) from ‘Good Movies You Never Want To See Again’ episode
IMDb playlist in full: http://www.imdb.com/list/xuupjtme31U/
Ben
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 28, 2013, 11:34 AMPLEASE Bryan, tell us about how fraternities are so maligned … next you will tell us that white men have it tough in this world, and that straight people are being marginalized because of the recent Supreme Court rulings.
I kid, it was under the guise of “it’s lazy!” — but it was far from convincing.
Please don’t let there be a Part 3. Though if there is, be sure to invite back Mike Carano and then forget that he’s been part of both prior episodes!
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Posted by greebs | June 28, 2013, 10:15 AMTop 5 Movies that end on a freeze frame (Must have to be a Top 3 list)
Of the top of my head, I know “Karate Kid” , “Crocodile Dundee” , “The Breakfast Club” end on freeze frames.
80s represented the Freeze Frame end
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Posted by Joey Shanks | June 28, 2013, 10:09 AMTop 5 Pet Peeves from The Film Vault:
#5 Shows that don’t mention specific films for each position i.e. ‘SNL Alumni’ or ‘Pet Peeves 1.0 and 2.0’.
#4 Having to hear the same announcement for bands every week i.e. ‘… Ricky Nelson, he’s signed.’
#3 When Bald Bryan forgets something that happens on a previous episode i.e. Bryan completely forgetting that Mike Carano did the first incarnation of Pet Peeves.
#2 Bryan’s forced use of the f*** word. When Anderson curses it feels organic. When Bryan does it it seems like he just learned to curse yesterday.
#1 When Bryan says ‘That’s not a spoiler, it happens at the beginning of the film.’ Bryan, **anything** that happens AFTER pressing play or purchasing the ticket IS A SPOILER!
Ben
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 28, 2013, 8:57 AMWow, that was kind of mean-spirited.
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Posted by Sam | June 28, 2013, 10:46 PMI reread them and they’re all honest. No mean spirited intentions were intented. I could definitely create a Top 5 that are all mean spirited but decided to take the high road.
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 29, 2013, 7:23 AMum…. your #1 is completely stupid. By that reasoning it would be essentially impossible to talk about movies.
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Posted by Pat Lane (@Planeis) | June 29, 2013, 12:21 AMExactly! Movie review shows are inherently difficult but it doesn’t change the fact that something that happens at the beginning of a film is NOT LESS of a spoiler than something that happens later on. This is a completely stupid premise that gets repeated all the time by Bryan. Hence it is number 1!!!
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 29, 2013, 7:21 AMYes, a new band announcement clip is definitely needed. I just fast forward through it.
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Posted by Kid D-Brock | June 29, 2013, 12:05 PMSince this week’s show doesn’t have film examples there’s no need to update the list of Netflix streaming titles mentioned by Anderson and selected guests. ::this may deserve a chetlemonism::
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 28, 2013, 8:10 AMHow come nobody says ‘bless you’ when Mike Carano sneezes twice? That’s fucking rude boys.
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Posted by Scott in NC | June 28, 2013, 7:35 AMWelcome to Obama’s America.
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Posted by Chet | June 29, 2013, 5:40 PMLove the show. But…
#1 Pet Peeve: When Anderson and Bryan read the list of things people bought on Amazon. I don’t understand who could possibly like that besides Bryan. I put it #1 on my list of “Top 5 Shittiest Bits during Otherwise Awesome Podcasts”. Please take this as constructive criticism and not me being a dick. Eliminating the Amazon bit would take this from an 8 to a 10. Thank you from myself and all your fans for the hours of free entertainment you provide.
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Posted by K.C. | June 28, 2013, 1:09 AMWhen I hear the Peer Gynt Suite under Bald Bryan’s reading of the Amazon click throughs this is guaranteed to bring out a smile everytime. My vote is keep this “bit” of enjoyment. Now, when the Amazon reads were done without the musical beds this was a bit of a chore to get through and when this first started Bryan read both the products and the movies. It was good they kept that incarnation for a very short time. It was good seeing the evolution.
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Posted by Ben Cacace (@NYCbirder) | June 28, 2013, 7:31 AMCouldn’t disagree more. I like the Amazon reading a lot. It’s much more fun that some boring live read that you don’t care about at all.
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Posted by Scott in NC | June 28, 2013, 7:47 AMI like it. First of all, its funny. Second of all, how do you expect them to pay the bills? Run a commercial? How is this worse than running a commercial.
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Posted by Pat Lane (@Planeis) | June 29, 2013, 12:22 AMOh my god, because it is sooooo hard to hit the fastforward button for a couple seconds! If you don’t like it then skip it. It took you more time to complain about this than it would take to skip the actual ads.
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Posted by D- | June 29, 2013, 11:53 AMIt’s about time the world knew the truth. Anderson should be brought to justice.
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Posted by Supa Brudda | June 28, 2013, 12:16 AMThe poster is hilarious but Anderson is having a tough week, so lay off.
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Posted by DannyN | June 29, 2013, 12:49 AM